HEY HEY HEY HEY!! Gonna get us some nook nook in CO-LUM-BI-AY!
Huh. No worries these are Federal Employee's of the highest authority.
Of the absolute highest character.
All The Presidents Men.
GOTTCHA BACK BO!
You can always count on me! Secret Service REPRESENTS!!! HAH -HAH! We are something else, BABYYYY!
Kinda wonder if any of these assholes are married. Hmm. Classified. Wonder if Congress will get any answers. I'm thinking, maybe not.
Congress will inquire, investigate, demanding to get to the bottom of the Secret Service "NOOKYGATE".
There'll be You Tube videos, expert testimony, yelling, finger pointing, but will anyone hear in Donald Trump fashion, "You're Fired?
You must wonder why I say this. I'll tell you.
For the past three years, I've watched the NMFS avoid firing theChief Law Enforcement officer, exposed by an Inspector General of shredding 80% of his documents while under investigation, corrupt special agents, agency litigators, and the hired judges from the Coast Guard Administrative Law Judges rifle through $50 million dollars of Asset Forfeiture Funds! In five years.
What did they spend it on? Stuff that costs more than Colombian poontang!
Fancy Boats, cars, toys trips to Malaysia for the whole gang, and, AND, including expert prosecution witness's for the special agents and litigators!
I've yet to hear of anyone getting any Malaysian poon, but you know, "What happens in Malaysia, stays in Malaysia!
The Judges? Would you believe witness tampering of the Commerce appointed Special Master to set things straight, and because the ALJ had a black eye, they figured they could, you know, clean up the rough spots.
The only thing Congress gets when pressing Jane Lubchenco is a prune faced look, and, "I'm sorry I can't discuss these issues because of the Privacy Act. WAAAH? Yes, Pilgrim. The Privacy Act. Your Privacy Act, not for government employee Privacy Act.
Congress will get plenty of redacted docs that will have more black ink than the white paper they're printed on.
I'm thinkin' some Secret Service guys will resign, but fired? I doubt it. Jane will show them how to avoid that!