By Howie Carr
If there’s any politician that infuriates me more than a carpetbaggin’, recipe-stealing fake Indian, it’s one that unloads her imported BMW 528i just before announcing her candidacy, and then doesn’t even bother to pay the automobile excise tax on her campaign’s new Ford Escape.

Yes, Comrade Warren, I’m talking about you.

A BMW — how tenured Harvard Law is it? She’d owned it since early 2000, but it had to go. After all, she’s a “fight-ah,” as her new TV ad says. So adios BMW and hello used 2008 Ford — hybrid, of course — which is registered to her teepee on Linnaean Street in Cambridge under Elizabeth for MA Inc.

Even Ed Schultz was calling out Pinocchio-hontas, so listen to how Sen. Clark tried to parry his thrusts about Warren’s forked-tongue ancestry.

“It’s been demonstrated by some of the research that’s been done, in fact, that there are records that support that claim.”

Really? Like what? Even the Globe had to confess (in a belated, buried correction) that there is “no documentation.” Sen. Clark, what is your source, the “Pow Wow Chow” cookbook?